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  1. fonzie @ fonzie:
    allied-gaming is a joke
  2. fonzie @ fonzie:
    good
  3. T @ thruman:
  4. blake_won @ blake_won:
    :love:
  5. Rebellious @ Rebellious:
    thisisthelongestnameyoucanthave
  6. Rebellious @ Rebellious:
    join for longestname!
  7. blake_won @ blake_won:
    Join 45.32.170.143:27015 for a nice surprise.
  8. Crooked @ Crooked:
    I -1 moving '+1's" this has been done forever and its big gay
  9. nova @ nova:
    VVV
  10. Tangy #4Vet @ Tangy #4Vet:
    giving me dumbass warnings like, i added nothing to the discussion stfu with your power hungry faggot ass
  11. Tangy #4Vet @ Tangy #4Vet:
    stop telling me what to do on my posts
  12. Rebellious @ Rebellious:
    you aint never had a friend like me
  13. Rebellious @ Rebellious:
    Mr Aladin sir, what may your pleasure be?
  14. Rebellious @ Rebellious:
    actually, it was just called York, never old york
  15. Zeus @ Zeus:
    Would you finally shut the fuck up you dumb Old York kid???
  16. Rebellious @ Rebellious:
    Mr. Aladin sir how bout a bit more balkava
  17. Zeus @ Zeus:
    Cause you aint got any equivalent inreal life
  18. Zeus @ Zeus:
    Thats what i thought, you care so much bout your reaction score
  19. Rebellious @ Rebellious:
    as if i did anything to him
  20. Zeus @ Zeus:
    What a fucking dumbass
  21. Zeus @ Zeus:
    hahaha fonzie you suck so much DICKS
  22. Rebellious @ Rebellious:
    damn zeus actually dislike abusing now
  23. nova @ nova:
    this will crash and burn
  24. blake_won @ blake_won:
  25. elzar @ elzar:
    I said great suggestions
  26. T @ thruman:
    This might be the only time I agree with the saying "kill one to save many." :whistle::coffee:
  27. farid_won @ farid_won:
    #2020mc
  28. farid_won @ farid_won:
    i am blind.exe 0/30
  29. farid_won @ farid_won:
    ik i though u moved my post
  30. blake_won @ blake_won:
    All these posts? Two posts were trashed, both of them were just saying +1.
  31. farid_won @ farid_won:
    no u
  32. farid_won @ farid_won:
    wait nvm im stoopid dumb fuck
  33. farid_won @ farid_won:
    moving all these posts when some has a value in them.
  34. farid_won @ farid_won:
    lol blake is a guardian angel
  35. T @ thruman:
    It's nice to see some initiative being taken around here for abuse. Especially in favor of the person who started all this abuse to begin with. You love to see it (y)
  36. blake_won @ blake_won:
    As with the two comments before it, it offered nothing to the discussion. Use likes instead of posting +1. One user was warned, and the other posts were trashed.
  37. elzar @ elzar:
    Why the FUCK was my comment moved the the trash?
  38. V @ Vindictive:
    Bogey got destroyed guy can't actually rap oml
  39. juampichedelic @ juampichedelic:
  40. fonzie @ fonzie:
    kydex vs bogey rap battle coming soon to a boombox near u
  41. Rebellious @ Rebellious:
    lol
  42. Rebellious @ Rebellious:
    3 cts all mfking
  43. Rebellious @ Rebellious:
    like now
  44. Rebellious @ Rebellious:
    we need an admin on jb pls
  45. Rebellious @ Rebellious:
    lol tempo is hacking in jb
  46. V @ Vindictive:
    Jb
  47. V @ Vindictive:
    Job poppin
  48. Rebellious @ Rebellious:
    jb poppin
  49. Tangy #4Vet @ Tangy #4Vet:
    fag
  50. O @ OMGClayAiken:
    Someones jealous he's not getting any action

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In-Game Name: Foo

Steam Name: Foo

Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:152483619

Recommendation: @dominic

Past Admins : JB Mod [AG], JB SM x2 [GG]

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Other Comments: I'm decent at surfing but I would just make sure the mexicans don't run rampant in the server and make us look bad. Also I would cap the fps at 25 for Rawfulz only and I would mute anyone playing music that isn't xxxtentacion, 6ix9ine, or lil pump. I would rip fat bong hits and sit afk in the server questioning why I applied for admin in the first place, then buy myself a shotgun and kill a clueless mexican in surf_ski_2. My eyes would light up in satisfaction. The pure feeling of destroying a poor mexican's dreams would excite me and I would crave more. He would curse something horribly loud at me and I would instantly perma ban him on the spot, asserting my dominance an the alpha male of the server.
I would then spawn in RPG's for everyone but rawfulz and bury him somewhere in the enemy spawn while he is raped repeatedly and begs for just 20 more fps to feed his surf addiction, with tears streaming down his beady little asian eyes. Rawfulz would never have fun on the server, he would shake at the sight of my name entering, and promptly address me as "captain" or else I would take away his fps privileges for the day. Rawfulz would be under my constant watch, and fps would be a DLC that can be bought at a going rate of 20 fps: $20 USD. I would keep about 40% of this cash to handle for future investments and for my sick mother who lives in Lithuania. Life would be good and the surf server would be fun again.
 

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I would then spawn in RPG's for everyone but rawfulz and bury him somewhere in the enemy spawn while he is raped repeatedly and begs for just 20 more fps to feed his surf addiction, with tears streaming down his beady little asian eyes. Rawfulz would never have fun on the server, he would shake at the sight of my name entering, and promptly address me as "captain" or else I would take away his fps privileges for the day. Rawfulz would be under my constant watch, and fps would be a DLC that can be bought at a going rate of 20 fps: $20 USD.
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